Quotations: Some Funny, Some Profound, Some Both

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."  -- Oscar Wilde

"Always do right; this will satify some people and astonish the rest." -- Mark Twain

"Clothes make the man; naked people have little or no influence on society." -- Mark Twain

"Courage is resitance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear." -- Mark Twain

"Be careful of reading health books; you may die of a misprint." -- Mark Twain

"What other people think of me is none of my business." -- a wise person

"Hell is full of musical amatuers." -- George Bernard Shaw

"Patriotism is the conviction that this country is greater than another because you were born in it." -- George Bernard Shaw

"Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be goverened no better than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw


Sometimes people will try to put you in a box; when this happens, DONT FLIP OUT!

Tiny Dancer (not the Elton John song)